10 songs that annoy your family during the holidays

2021-11-25 11:10:01 By : Mr. Jason Huang

At some point this holiday season, you will want to annoy your parents and extended family. This is the nature of the holiday. Playing a song or two in the ol' bedroom of the ol' speaker you grew up is the correct passive aggressive touch, it says, "If you want me to feel 15 years old again, then I will act like it!"

Here are 10 songs that will definitely tell your family how you really feel. They are all NSFW (if used in combination, you can visit the therapist for free.) Let's start, there is no special order.

You can thank James Hetfield for his Christian science education for providing this eternal joy of helicopter parenting. The part that appears here is "Dear Mother, Dear Father/You have cut my wings before I learn to fly...I have exceeded that damn lullaby." Perfect for "you" after the dinner What is your life doing" lecture.

When they think of "devil music," this is almost what every parent thinks of. What worries the troops more than the epic story of their son blasting out the body and fertilizing the antichrist? If Aunt Freida is within audible range, she might talk nonsense (and cross) herself.

This song is a typical representative of parental advice stickers. Tipper Gore worked hard to pursue this song with President HW Bush and Vice President Dan Quayle. If the ultimate power makes their blood boil, it will definitely make the hairs on the necks of mom and dad stand up. (You can tell them that the person who wrote this article is their favorite black gentleman of the Law and Order SVU.)

Although it is almost impossible to figure out the lyrics, this death metal standard conveys the message of your anger. Pick up the toolbox from the basement to increase the effect.

Ma and Pa may hear the first few bars in your room and think this is a completely acceptable gorgeous rock ballad. Romantic, even. That is, until they heard "My building is community property" for the fourth time. As pointed out in the youtube comments, the analog hair metal band Steel Panther may be the greatest "troll band" of all time. They will definitely drag your parents for a drive.

Abortion has always been a sensitive topic, and it is no exception now. Most older generations don't feel that this theme needs to be addressed in the song...not to mention the deep-rooted death metal with explosive beats. Enter the dying fetus to participate in holiday parties. (This is not a song that supports choice in itself, but a vivid story about young women who have no other choice.)

You can listen to a bunch of slipknot songs here, but the lyrics "You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes" may quote famous actors of their generation in the rent. Also, at this point in the playlist, you don’t "care".

Most older generations don't like their traditions being disrupted. Although there are more offensive ICP songs, this one has a lot of jingles. Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J immediately removed the holiday and wet Kris Kringle's sweater at the same time.

The blinking anti-Christmas carols focused on a familiar area, namely a deteriorating relationship and a vacation without proper cheers. It immediately became obnoxious and contained lyrics about parental sex and uncle shit. Honourable.